It is my Harry Potter weekend!

I love movies, and usually rent several over the weekends. Not this time, it's me and Harry. Last weekend I watched 'The Number 23' and roasted mini-marshmallows with a toothpick and Bic lighter. Who would have thought I could have more fun than that.

Well, the daughter used up all of the Era detergent so I couldn't do laundry without...

We need milk, bread and Era. We are running low on TP, juice & fruit. Monday morning we will still need all of these things unless someone else decides to shop cuz I'll be keeping Ron and Hermione company.

Well, obviously that's a lie. I have to set the book down now and then or my eyes go all blurry. I need a clearvision spell but I don't have a wand.

Brie ordered one from a glass blower in Springfield on Harry Potter night. It is made. She will have to take the checkbook and go by herself because my arse will be in the recliner with the book, not in her car.

I threw up all night or I have a migraine or my back is out or the baby kept me up all night...

That's the call I will make Monday morning if I don't get this damn thing read. I have at least 6 books from the library waiting and they are getting jealous because some of them were here first.

Harry awaits!!!

And please don't anybody tell me the end.