Bad Parking, why some people shouldn't drive!!
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Introduction
Some people shouldn't be allowed to drive. I won't go on about this, rayvinyl already has a great rant about this in one of his list.
The following people are either dumb, or just assholes.
Park in front of the fire hydrant, take your chances.
Whomever this was is not only dumb, but and asshole as well!! I hope that they got a fine on top of having their windows busted out by the fire dept.
One of the first driving lessons you learn is NOT to park in front of a fire hydrant. Ignoramus.
One of the first driving lessons you learn is NOT to park in front of a fire hydrant. Ignoramus.
Park wherever the hell you want.
The white lines are there for a reason. True, they do not keep you from parking elsewhere.... but it gives you no right to park wherever you see fit!!
Asshole!
Asshole!
Asshole!
Anyone who can't park their vehicle straight is probably dumb to start with, but parking so close as to block someone from getting in their vehicle makes you an Asshole!
No excuse!!
OK, so the parking spaces were full and you know enough not to park in the handicapped spaces. However, this person is DUMB!!! What the hell!! Of course, anyone wearing a baby blue outfit the doesn't fit properly like that has no common sense to start with. She probably thought the white lines were a reserved spot for her minivan... ugh.....
Mother nature's verdict.
The odds of a person having a sinkhole open up under their car while driving are extremely low, which means that this person didn't have the common sense to stop when the sinkhole appeared. Or, they were parked in the middle of the street to start with. Either way, Mother Nature has given her verdict... Asshole!
Dumb.
Maybe it's a nice car to whomever owns it, but the people have spoken!! This poor sap had his car picked up by a few burly folks and placed into this predicament.
We did this to a teacher back in high school who drove one of those little Geo Metro's.
Why?
Because she was a bitch to a fellow student just because she didn't like him. Only we turned the car sideways in her parking spot, pinning it between two other cars. It was easy, and it only took 5 of us to do it.
The moral of the story is, don't be dumb or an asshole if you drive a car that is as small as a ATV, or bad things will happen.
We did this to a teacher back in high school who drove one of those little Geo Metro's.
Why?
Because she was a bitch to a fellow student just because she didn't like him. Only we turned the car sideways in her parking spot, pinning it between two other cars. It was easy, and it only took 5 of us to do it.
The moral of the story is, don't be dumb or an asshole if you drive a car that is as small as a ATV, or bad things will happen.
Mother Nature's revenge, pt 2
No real explanation for this one, Mother Nature has found you guilty of being an Asshole!! Such a shame too, that is a nice truck!
The people have spoken.
Drive a piece of shit, and your neighbors will toss your car for bringing their property values down.
Not restricted to automobiles.
This asshole couldn't get the plane in the right position... damn.. imagine what would happen if he was driving the streets.
"I am the pilot, I know what's best... pack the back of the plane first..stop arguing with me!!"
"I am the pilot, I know what's best... pack the back of the plane first..stop arguing with me!!"
A herd of dumb people.
Why are they dumb? because at least 3/4 of these people can't use their brakes!!! Serves them right for tailgating!
Why the hurry? Must have been a 2 for 1 sale on burgers at Denny's.
Why the hurry? Must have been a 2 for 1 sale on burgers at Denny's.
Fun list Raant! When I was in high school, I drove my mom's Volkswagen to school one day when I had Drama Club play practice after school. I was the student director of the senior play and had to stay longer than the rest of the club to work some things out with our advisor. A group of my fellow thespians got together and lifted my mom's VW up onto the sidewalk at the school for fun. I came out after meeting with the advisor to find it sitting there on the sidewalk. I had a good laugh over it, and so did my friends, who made a point of asking me about it the next day. It backfired on them a bit though. All I had to do was drive it off the sidewalk and back down onto the road. It didn't slow me down any at all. However, a couple of my prankster friends had sore backs the next day. :-D
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