Signs You Are Under Too Much Stress
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All you want to do is sleep.
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You feel like you are caught between a rock and a hard place.
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Your hair seems to have turned white overnight.
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Your personal hygiene is not up to standards because you just don't care anymore.
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You feel like you're being watched.
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You have a nagging suspicion that someone is out to get you.
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You are angry for no reason and want to say, "Go ahead, make my day," to everyone you meet.
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You feel like your personal space is being invaded.
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You feel trapped.
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The Force is DEFINITELY NOT with you!
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You feel lost in the crowd.
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You're drinking too much caffeine.
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You've gained a lot of weight.
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Your Dr. says it is time to lay off the sweets...
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and the pizza...
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and the ham and triple cheese omelettes.
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The Dr. says it is time to get more exercise....
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and to eat more fruit like bananas....
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and blueberries...
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and cherries.
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You think it's time to get a new Dr. instead!
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You feel like you've run out of options.
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You bought yourself a new hat to try to cheer yourself up...
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but your best friend laughed at it, and...
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then took a picture of you wearing it and posted it on the internet.
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You dream of going on vacation, but you know you can't afford it.
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You wish you could be someone else.
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You caught your wife with the neighbor.
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So you had a fight with the neighbor.
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Then, you stayed out all night playing cards with the boys so you wouldn't have to go back home.
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You can't even remember what all happened that night.
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You woke up with the worst backache.
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You want to go under cover and disappear.
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You can't afford to send the kids to college.
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You're afraid they'll end up being just like you.
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It takes all you have just to put food on the table.
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You feel like you're barely hanging on.
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You thought a day off might help, so you told the kids, "Come on, let's go fly a kite."
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Apparently, there's more to kite flying than you realized.
Well, I was reviewing this to reduce my holiday stress and I thought I had previously commented on it!
I love this list.
It de-stresses me.
Thanks for the dose of delight!
I love this list.
It de-stresses me.
Thanks for the dose of delight!
Great list daisy; I don't know where you find this stuff.
Have a very Merry Christmas, a Happy New Year, and then get to work on turning Ohio blue next year!
Have a very Merry Christmas, a Happy New Year, and then get to work on turning Ohio blue next year!
Thanks Pam and Kathybelle! I hope you're breezing through the stress of the holiday hustle bustle with a smile on, now that we're coming down to the wire. :-)
Thank you and happy holidays to you too, Ol Hippie! :-) That's a pretty tall order to turn Ohio blue (other than that we all feel like we are "turning blue" from the cold temperatures, ice, and snow of late)! Although our weather changes rapidly, unfortunately, the political climate here, especially in our corner of the state, seems to be rigidly fixed. Hope springs eternal. Happy New Year to you, and let's hope 2008 will bring a change that is good for us all.
Thank you and happy holidays to you too, Ol Hippie! :-) That's a pretty tall order to turn Ohio blue (other than that we all feel like we are "turning blue" from the cold temperatures, ice, and snow of late)! Although our weather changes rapidly, unfortunately, the political climate here, especially in our corner of the state, seems to be rigidly fixed. Hope springs eternal. Happy New Year to you, and let's hope 2008 will bring a change that is good for us all.
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