Please Don't Kick a Puppy! (a rebuttal of sorts)
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Introduction
I checked with the puppy population at large, and this is what a few of them had to say about the recent list titled "15 Reasons To Kick A Puppy (a list for gratefuldaisy)" on OnMyList.com.
Read the lists and comments at the provided urls to know what this is all about.
This is for Raant, of course! :)
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"Please tell me it's not true."
"I heard a rumor today that there are some Canadians who want to kick a puppy. Please tell me it's not true."
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"Run, run for your lives! Somebody wants to kick a puppy!"
3
"Maybe if we all stay together in this box, he won't kick us."
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"I can't believe someone would want to kick a puppy."
"We're so cute. Why would anyone want to kick us?"
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"Maybe if I play dead, he won't kick me."
6
"I'm really, really sorry that I chewed your slippers, and your coffee table...
and the dog food bag, and the lawn ornaments, and your stereo wires. But you know if you have a puppy, you have to keep those sorts of things out of our reach and provide us with an appropriate chew toy instead. Please forgive me, please?"
7
"If you kick a puppy, I'll never speak to you again!"
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"I did it on the paper this time! See, see, I got it right."
9
"I'm sorry about the Christmas turkey...
but it just smelled so good, and you're such a good cook."
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"I'll try not to bark so much, really I will. I just get excited sometimes."
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"Now that you bought me this little bed, I'll try to stay off the furniture."
12
"Please don't kick a puppy. That would make me sad."
13
"Don't kick a puppy. Let's play fetch instead."
14
"If you don't kick a puppy, I'll dance for you."
15
"Can't we all just get along?"
16
"Don't kick a puppy. Rub my belly instead. Aw, come on, you know you want to."
17
"You have to admit, it was kind of funny when you stubbed your toe."
18
"Sorry about the shoelaces. I thought they were for me to play with."
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"Sorry for biting you, and the kid too. I thought we were just playing, really!"
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"If you kick a puppy, I'm going to scream."
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"You better leave the puppies alone, or I'm going to call Rocko. Hey Rocko!"
22
""Did somebody call me? HEY, YOU THERE! BACK AWAY FROM THE PUPPIES!"
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"You better not be kicking any puppies. I'm keeping my eye on you!"
Ahhhhhh!
Raant is going to need a lot of rolled up newspapers!...and maybe a few for the floor.
Puppies have to be the most irresistible little critters in existence.
Raant is going to need a lot of rolled up newspapers!...and maybe a few for the floor.
Puppies have to be the most irresistible little critters in existence.
nothing (nothing) makes me happier than a list full of cute, fabulous, furry, snugglicious puppies!!
What a giggle! Thx gratefuldaisy.
Puppies are cool as long as they are someone else's. Kind of like kids!
I don't need rolled up newspapers for that many puppies kathybelle....I need workboots with cleats! :)
teasing
Puppies are cool as long as they are someone else's. Kind of like kids!
I don't need rolled up newspapers for that many puppies kathybelle....I need workboots with cleats! :)
teasing
After seeing all of these adorable babies, I'm saving all of my rolled up newspapers to make a giant bonker, then going to Canada, then finding Raant, then using the papers on him. Anybody wanna come with?
Save me a seat, Pam. I'll go with you.
I think Raant is being dogged too much! I am sending him a cat with six kittens. :-)
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