I Want These As Pets
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In an imaginary world where I won't have to clean up poop, deal with mauling, or fk with their habitats, these animals would be awesome pets!
Cuteness <3
1
Squirrel
Awwww it's like a bundle of furry hyperactive nut loving happy.

2
Flamingo
It's pink.

3
Seal
Animals with no legs = adorable.

4
Emperor Penguin
Their waddling 200 miles to eat one damn fish and waddle 200 miles back to get laid is entertaining.

5
Cassowary
Another flightless bird... but this one is ugly.
It makes up for it by being lethal! They can disembowel predators with their sharp claws. Caw!
It makes up for it by being lethal! They can disembowel predators with their sharp claws. Caw!

6
Red Panda
Much more awesome than the non-red panda variety imo.

7
Wombat
It's like a piggykoalachinchillaferret.

That would be quite a menagerie! We have a toy poodle and a gecko lizard in our household---that's enough animal kingdom for me for now.
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