Chickens Rock!
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Introduction
"I wish that everyone could see,
fowl is a lovely way to be."
-anonymous chicken
This is why chickens rock...
1
They are fashionable.
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They have fancy feathered feathered hats, ruffles, boots.
2
They sacrifice their young for our pleasure.
Few respectable cakes, cookies, pies or desserts exist without containing an egg.
3
They are masters of communication.
They only use one word to convey an entire language.
BAWK!
Bawk.
Bawk,bawk.
BAAAAWKKKK
bawkbawkbawkbawkbawkbawkbawkbawkbawkbawkbawk
BAWK!
Bawk.
Bawk,bawk.
BAAAAWKKKK
bawkbawkbawkbawkbawkbawkbawkbawkbawkbawkbawk
4
They are confident.
They celebrate when they lay an egg.
5
They are inspirational.
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Which came first? The chicken or the egg?
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Why did the chicken cross the road?
6
They are secure with their identity.
There are people who act chicken.
There are no chickens who act people.
There are no chickens who act people.
7
They are vigilant against terrorist attack.
"The sky is falling, the sky is falling!" - Chicken Little
8
They are politically minded.
They act as a group and pluck all the tail feathers from the one chosen by their leader.
9
They are organically minded.
Everything they eat is made from "scratch."
10
They are good parents.
They sit on their young.
11
They are serious minded.
They mourn the cracking of a yolk.
12
They are good under pressure.
And in hot grease, a slow oven or when they are being grilled.
13
They are under-appreciated.
It is unlikely Noah will ever consider a "chicken" category for OML.
There will be chicken OMListers,
and there will be lists more fowl than this,
but few will be dedicated solely to this favorite feathered friend!
There will be chicken OMListers,
and there will be lists more fowl than this,
but few will be dedicated solely to this favorite feathered friend!
You are crackin' me up!! It's good to be egg-ucated about our fowl friends. KB, you are a true comedi-hen...
I love to eat chicken..not so sure bout the rest..plus I think the chicken came before the egg..reasoning: not every animal came from eggs so if the egg came first were did all the mammals come from? They just appeared. I think all animals were created at the same time and then later reproduced.
Emory, that would be roosters; like every other group of "hens" who congregate.
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