15 Reasons to Kick a Puppy ( a list for gratefuldaisy)
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A list inspired by greatfuldaisy, ask and ye shall receive!
I wouldn't kick a puppy, that's what a rolled up newspaper is for..... but a challenge has been issued!
Send complaints to the usual department! :)
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It missed the paper and shit on the floor. Actually, the paper was in the other room entirely.
2
It ate my slippers.
3
It chewed the coffee table.
4
It won't stop that incessant barking.
5
It keeps sniffing your crotch.
6
It destroyed your shoelaces.
7
It chewed open the bag of dog food, spilling contents everywhere.
8
It won't stay off the furniture.
9
It's smaller than the cat... and it's almost fully grown. Lapdogs suck.
10
It chewed the plastic lawn ornaments.
11
It jumped onto the table and helped itself to the christmas turkey. (actually happened)
12
You stubbed your toe and are POSITVIVE you saw the dog smile in delight.
13
It bit your kid.
14
It bit you!
15
It chewed your home entertainment system wires to shreds.
Best laugh I've had yet today! Thanks Raant. I feel very honored indeed. :) You rose to the challenge well. Hmmmm....now I'm going to have to think of more lists to request from you. (although you don't seem to have any trouble thinking up things on your own!) You set the bar pretty high for the rest of us.
So you have a lab? I recognize the traits.
Actually I don't have a dog. We live in an apartment on the third floor. A dog needs to run and play in a yard, and this is no spot for it.
My young fella' wants one REALLY bad..... that's when we send him to the Grandparents so he can play with their dog. They have a lab, almost a year old.
My young fella' wants one REALLY bad..... that's when we send him to the Grandparents so he can play with their dog. They have a lab, almost a year old.
It got into the laundry and chewed all of the crotches out of all of the underwear.
It layed down by you in your bed to go to sleep and kept farting and it smelled so BAD!!!
Dog farts, one of the most noxious vapor's on Earth. Doberman Pincers are bad for it.
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